Oh, Milka chocolate, I worship at your milky, chocolate-y borders...
And since I found that the Poundland shop sells three bars for £2 (should that not be the Two-Poundland shop, then??!), I have been sipping at your stream of loveliness for far too long...
My jowls are flabby, white teeth now brown, my blood may even have turned 80% proof Milka.
I care not, I dare not... Except, since my last visit to the Several Poundsland shop, when I found that they had only three bars of purple deliciousness left - Three bars that is on top of the three bars I held uneasily in a clammy paw - I may have to find a new dealer...
Yikes!
