Now, why didn't I think of that before I chose 'A Woman Of No Importance' from Here To Blogernity!? Shheeesssshhh!

Anyhoo, Eddie, big strong fella that he is, has put me on a big ol' spit over a burning fire and asked me insightful questions for what seems like ages, and Fhina feels as if she's had an apple clenched between her teeth for hours, as she turns, twirling, tumbling in blisteringly-hot flames! Ooohhh, how Mediaeval!
Whooooo, the heat... Someone call the Fire & Rescue Service, please. But don't send for Eddie, he's resting up after a successful hip operation, bless him!
And I'm still too hot... Or is it that I've left the central heating turned up too-too high!
Or is it just that time of a woman's life...
Don't ask!
Sooooooooo, if you want to know more about La Fhina, (as if you didn't know quite enough already, thankyou!), get yourself over to Chez Eddie and get acquainted with his wonderful blog and the blogroll of all those friendly bloggeros and bloggeristas who've had a turn on the spit at The Sunday Roast!
And, can someone purleeeeease try to get me off here now...
Hello........... Helloooo!
Is there anybody there?!
And, like, has anyone even made the gravy yet?
For Goddess's sake, does a girl have to do everything herself around here??!
