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Sunday, 12 April 2009

Simples...non?!

Meerkat power avatar Pictures, Images and Photos On Thursday, Fhina elected to show you this little character... Aleksandr Orlov, with his TM Catchphrase: "Simples!"

Compare the Meerkat Pictures, Images and Photos I adore Meerkats. I want to take them home with me from zoos and bustle up into bed with them under the covers to keep them desert-warm, while avoiding the teeth and claws of course - Mine, that is!

I just find them mesmerizing and charmingly funny creatures. Yes, I know they can be vicious, and eat scorpions for breakfast... so would Fhina -- If she were a meerkat.

David Attenborough Pictures, Images and Photos Our wonderful TV Wildlife Guru, David Attenborough, introduced us to the mad, bad and dangerous to know world of the Kalahari Meerkat some years ago, and ever since I can remember reading about how the meerkats that they were following went off to do their daily scavenge hunt leaving the cameraman to look after the babies - they had grown so used to him - I have been endeared to their furry little faces and soft whiskers, smelling of millipedes...

Recently, while indulging in my usual tippy tappy in the living room, (my OH is threatening divorce very soon, if I cannot type more quietly - Perhaps I should wear woollen mittens? What think you, mes mongeeses?!), when I espied out of the corner of my eye this little beauty...



I was well and truly hooked... It was love at first web-site! ...And this must be an example of some of the most intelligent advertising ever... What this clip concerns is an online car insurance website, called Compare The Market, and Aleksandr's concerns that peoples are getting confused with his website Compare The Meerkat...



What makes this stand out from the norm of 'wallpaper advertising' -- So plastered everywhere that you don't even notice it any longer -- is that the company have not only created a full characterization of Aleksandr Orlov, the successful Russian Meerkat Businessman, but that they have set up a genuine Compare The Meerkat website, which operates a little like a dating agency - where you can look up different meerkats, hobbies, locations, and so on, and compare them...

COMPARE THE MEERKAT Pictures, Images and Photos

meerkat Pictures, Images and Photos
Aleksandr also tweets on the conversational site Twitter... You can tag him (he's probably some 20-something marketing executive whizzkid sitting in a tantalisingly interior designered warehouse loft in London!) as a friend and ask him questions, which he answers completely in character, chattering about his enemy the Mongoose, his love of millipede snack foods, and he even has a Facebook fan site with boodles of followers...

Here is Aleksandr's posting from January: "On Friday I went travel to Miami USA to see possible greatest concert artist in world: Celine Dion. There were near 20,000 peoples at concert but I secure front row seat next to Cuban music man Emilio Estefan. He offer me Twix but I decline in favour of millipedes I bring in bag.

Celine make outstounding performance and end concert with ‘My Heart Will Go On’ Grand Finale. Five Stars. After show I go backstage with Celine and play a game of scrabble. I win with ‘Zdravstvujte’. 176 points!

I have night to treasure forever. But now I am jet lag so will go to bed. Good evening to you all".

and in April: "Today I am wearing my best plaid hat for Arnold Palmer Invitational Golf Competition in Florida, USA.

I love the golf. I have my own golf clubs (with extraordinary mongoose hair club covers) and 23-hole golf course in East Wing of my home - there is very tricky water trap outside Billiards room thanking to leak in roof.

However this week I am not playing the golf but watching it from a little stool that folds together for easy carrying. I will be cheering for defending champ Tiger ‘The Tiger’ Woods and maybe having a little sun bathe.

But please spare thought for Sergei. (His computer programmer, a regular character in his meerkat rambles...) He is back home in cold Moscow working hard toward launch of new comparethemeerkat.com 2.0 - with added meerkats and ‘features’! Sergei is in for treat though because when I return I am taking delivery of mighty new computer hardware to help him compute his giga-watts. What a lucky kat.

Yours in a hat, Aleksandr ‘The Meerkat’ Orlov"

And during the bad weather in February: "Sergei has been on the weather blogs and tell me that in UK you have been getting yourselves all in a trouble about a little snowfall this week.

Let me tell you story. During Great Winter of 1922, my Papa Anton decide make 600 kilometre journey from Moscow to favourite deli in Lipetsk to pick up Pumpkin Spider sandwich (with extra woodlouse). He leave on Friday lunchtime and return two week later with face frozen closed. But they forget his extra woodlouse (which I mention earlier) so he have to make journey again all over. Did he go into office next day and say “oh my, what a horrible weather we are having, it is so hard to do a journey”? No.

So please enjoy snowfall this weekend and if you feel peckish I recommend Dima’s Deli, 142 Skorohodova Street, Lipetsk, for great grubs.

Yours in three feet of snow, Aleksandr"

And so here we encounter a funny character, his family, even his TV outtakes
(To watch bloops, visit http://snipr.com/dq5rp
and a whole world of madness encircles a CGI Meerkat from the Russian Steppes, always seen in his cravated finery... Et, ca alors, c'est incroyable, non?!

Even his trademark phrase is creeping into the English language... "Simples!" Squeak...

So simples, so funny, and probably very clever... I wish I'd thought of it!

Muchas love from the Meerkat Family Crawford... Here we are! Big kiss? Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! One for each of us, in fact...

Summer~ dominante meerkat Pictures, Images and Photos

18 comments:

Working mum said...

Ha ha ha! I love meerkats and I've already been on the website ComparetheMeerkat.com!

And there are so many other things I should be doing with my time!

kapgaf said...

Here in France, we not having meerkats but I have been met them on site of Chairman Bill, very nice.
Have Happy Easter, yes ?
Simples

Michelle said...

http://www.tv.com/meerkat-manor/show/59800/summary.html

Meerkat Manor? Have you seen? They are freaking adorable!!!

So are you!! Love ya!!!!

Michelle said...

http://animal.discovery.com/fansites/meerkat/meerkat.html

Derrick said...

Hello Fhina,

I'm now much better informed about Aleksandr and his doings! I think the ad. is excellent even though it doesn't make me rush to use the service!

We sell a meerkat greeting card, in cartoon style, that says "quick, look cute, we might get on the telly!", which was probably introduced around the time of Meerkat Manor.

shabby girl said...

That is hilarious! And so fun to read too. They are endearing little creatures, aren't they? I may need one!

blognut said...

I want a meerkat! Maybe even two meerkats. Do you think my dogs would eat them?

Have a happy, happy, wonderful day, Fhina!

xo

PS The kids liked their flamingo lawn ornaments dipped in chocolate.

carma said...

I can see why you are enamored by these cute critters!!
Typing with wooley mittens, let me know how that works out for ya ;-)
carma

Woman in a Window said...

"Aleksandr also tweets"
OK, clear evidence that we are living in weird new times. But yes, they are pretty cute.

♥ Braja said...

Oh I LOVED this Fhina :)) And I love David Attenborough too :) Great post xxxx

Midlife, menopause, mistakes and random stuff... said...

I so love David Attenborough.....I think that I would have loved to sit down and pick his brain. Ahhhh.......the history and knowledge there, no Fhina?
I love the meercat advert!! Who knew they worked with keyboards???? Are they near a nuclear plant of something because the ones on Meercat Manor don't.......maybe their just not as advanced or it's that their not "stars"??
Loved it nice lady and......

Steady On
Reggie Girl

The Things We Carried said...

I haven't paid the little creaturs any mind, but I must admit, I am now intrigued!

A Woman Of No Importance said...

It being Easter, I have been out in the garden, hiding eggs for my famly of (CGI) meerkats, so apologies for not responding a tous, mes petits sourdoughs...

I love you lots, and I hope you are having an egg-celent weekend - Yours eggily xxx

A Woman Of No Importance said...

I love Meerkat Manor, except when something awful is about to happen, and then I hide behind the sofa, toy meerkats (2 - found in a superbly crammed-full splendid little toy shop in Amsterdam called Ter Biestwinkel - Fabulous, non?!) in hand! xox

A Woman Of No Importance said...

One reply for Bloggus Nuttus, owing to our penchant for lawn ornaments lapped in chocolate? Do you think it would make a good business idea for us, Bloggus? You being a top banana banker, 'n' all?! LOL xxooxx

Lola said...

These have to be the funniest creatures in animaldom. Thanks for all the info and merry stuff. Ciao ma douce scorpion eater

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Pouty Lips said...

Fascinating. Are meerkats sloths? I like them because it is physically impossible for them to pout.

Something I wrote earlier...

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