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Friday, 8 January 2010

"Lifestyle Tips for the Rich and Famous..." Read 'Poor and Lazy!'



So, being snowed in and all that, and you'll stop me if I'm wrong, right??! ...But I just read that La Moss, to tamper down the effects of her late nights, eye bags, Jack Daniels and 'Party Like It's 1999' lifestyle, swears by dunking her face in a bowl of freezing cold iced water with bits of cucumber floating in it...

Therefore, I figure that all I have to do to look 10, heck even 20 years younger, is to run outside tomorrow morning and plunge my fizzog into the thigh-deep snow??!

And I can chuck some out-of-date spinach leaves out there too, because I'm right out of cucumber, and can't get out to the shops to stock up... So spinach is green, right?! And it was good for Popeye!

...And when I say, 'run outside,' even the birds are surfing on the deep, deep snow with their arms outstretched to prevent themselves being submerged, so I'll trudge outside with my very glam 'German Granny'-style winter boots if that's okay with you?

I'll let you know the results... Before and After photos might be useful, of course!

Here's the 'Before'... Air-brush anyone?

Images courtesy of and copyright Google Images and Seattle Times...

11 comments:

slommler said...

I spewed coffee all over my keyboard!! I am still laughing!! Thanks for the wake up snort! LOL!!
Hugs
SueAnn

Fat, frumpy and fifty... said...

lovely before pic, not sure You need any help actually....just a lobotomy!!!

still impacted in the home, we are...the sine wore off by christmas eve...now all l want to do is scream!!

Moannie said...

Think it would take a tad more than snow and spinach, me dear, judging by your before pic. And no fair of the Moss biddy-when you start with gorgeous what's a bag or two under the eyes? Just hold your Louis Vuiton up to your face, Kate and leave us ordinary mortals to our pumice stones.

LadyFi said...

Hilarious! While you're out there, just throw off your clothes and roll around in the snow...

blognut said...

You're a genius!!!

Let me know if it works 'cause I've got plenty of snow here that I'm willing to dunk my face in if it will help.

Bloggus
XXOOXX

Debbie said...

Awesome!! too funny..sounds like you have it all figured out!!!:)

She Writes said...

How do you do it?! You make me laugh almost everytime I visit!

Expat mum said...

Just make sure it's not yellow snow!
Also, Hemmarhoid (Sp?) cream is supposed to take down the puffiness around your eyes, but it must really sting if you miss!

Cynthia L. H. said...

It's so crazy, it just may work!
;^) ;^) ;^)

Brit Gal Sarah said...

Oh before and after piccies are ESSENTIAL lol! I heard this too and wondered about it!

Kelly H-Y said...

Oh my goodness ... that was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh ... and, good luck! :-)

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