Friday, 8 January 2010
"Lifestyle Tips for the Rich and Famous..." Read 'Poor and Lazy!'
So, being snowed in and all that, and you'll stop me if I'm wrong, right??! ...But I just read that La Moss, to tamper down the effects of her late nights, eye bags, Jack Daniels and 'Party Like It's 1999' lifestyle, swears by dunking her face in a bowl of freezing cold iced water with bits of cucumber floating in it...
Therefore, I figure that all I have to do to look 10, heck even 20 years younger, is to run outside tomorrow morning and plunge my fizzog into the thigh-deep snow??!
And I can chuck some out-of-date spinach leaves out there too, because I'm right out of cucumber, and can't get out to the shops to stock up... So spinach is green, right?! And it was good for Popeye!
...And when I say, 'run outside,' even the birds are surfing on the deep, deep snow with their arms outstretched to prevent themselves being submerged, so I'll trudge outside with my very glam 'German Granny'-style winter boots if that's okay with you?
I'll let you know the results... Before and After photos might be useful, of course!
Here's the 'Before'... Air-brush anyone?
Images courtesy of and copyright Google Images and Seattle Times...