Friday, 5 August 2011
Back to life, back to reality...
Ok get this, people!
Having finally caught up on my backlog of e-mails, I just wanted to say -
No, I did not authorize Peter Williams to access a loan on my behalf after payment to him of $500.
No, I do not have a call on some funds left in a bank in Lagos, Nigeria by my widowed aunt whom I've never even heard of...
No, I do not require a Payday Loan. I no longer have a Payday!
No, I do not want to maximize my manliness. I am all woman. Merci!
No! My bank account has not been suspended after unauthorized access, because I do not have an account with your bank!
No - Please don't remind me that I once registered my e-mail address with Weight Watchers? I have put on a few pounds since even then!
Internet scammers, leave me the feck alone!
I need cake...
On the upside, last weekend I married my first couple.
They were young and so sweet and just lovely. On the very brink of their married lives together. The bride was in tears of joy and very beautiful.
This new little job of mine is such a privilege!