One day, admittedly many years ago, one of my teachers told me the story of how a child's mother had once called him to explain that Simon wouldn't be in class that day,
"...as he's gone and got his tentacles caught in his zip..."
Short and sweet today, mes bloggy squid-inks... That's 'cause I'm over HERE, among like, and manic minds!
Come and dip your toe in the water... I promise you it's safe!