Showing posts with label A bit of fun.... Show all posts
Showing posts with label A bit of fun.... Show all posts
Tuesday, 21 August 2012
Paris Part Deux...
Paris, in all her gay abandon, sizzled.
It was warm. I did get rather hot under the collar. But I breathed her beauty in. It was heavily rose-scented, like petals can smell on a dusky evening, with a caramel top-note... Paris has generally stopped smelling of wee, after many years of trying to get it right. Her aroma is once more enchanting.
And, once I'd learned the words for walking cane/stick and crutch at the pharmacist's, we were away!
My OH's foot became sore with walking. (Sh)It happens from time to time. Particularly more so this year in the life of the Travelling Fhina. I left him en lit, while I went to scour the local traders to see if I could find a cane to help him get up and about.
Having googled the word for stick on an American tourist's travelblog, I felt able to cope with the local pharmacy in Montmartre, which was exceptionally busy. Wandering quickly past the tempting displays of products designed to keep Frenchwomen toned and souple, I spied some walking sticks. Pretty enough for me to carry about, they were festooned with more flowers than you'd see at a Church Festival. And they were scarily expensive - 'Trop cher pour moi', I intoned, to no-one in particular.
I sauntered down a back-street. It was day-time after all. Back-streets are where it is actually happening in Paris. Where all life is at. Glimpsed from a bus off the Rue de Richelieu, people go about their daily lives there, hidden from the average tourist. Here, see the children play. There the baker is open (in central Paris, in August!). Corner cafes are brimful of locals, stopping for some gossip and small beer.
All beer is small in Paris. To be savoured and sampled by the thimbleful. Vase-styled glasses of frothing ale are for tourists. Like Fhina. I wandered on, stopping only to buy two cheese salad filled baguettes to take back to sustain The English Patient.
As is the case in Paris, you don't have to go far before you find another pharmacy. There are little neighbourhoods everywhere... I lost count of the number of opticians I espied. (More about that spectacle later!)
Anyhoo, this pharmacy was quiet, just down from the Moulin Rouge. I explained to the young assistant that my husband had, among other words, '...un pied arthritique'. I'm not sure if that was the right saying, but I was going with it, in full flow, arms waving like said windmill.
I asked for, 'Une canne, svp?'
She tootled in to the back of the shop and emerged to place two packets on the counter. One was to be smoothed liberally across the foot, the other was to be sprinkled into the shoes...
I struggled on - 'He has an arthritic foot, he has difficulty walking, I need to get him a cane, not a cream...'
She looked at me like I was talking another language... To her I probably was.
'And what's the powder for?' - I couldn't help myself. Perhaps the French had discovered a cure for arthritic conditions that no other nation yet shared?
'For the athlete's foot - 'athletique', she said...
I became at that humid moment in time the Facepalm emoticon.
I mouthed 'a walking stick', and mimed it, drawing a peppermint candy cane in the air. A reassuringly young pharmacist, bespectacled (always a good sign), came to my rescue.
I know I'm from the north, but really. My accent isn't all that thick.
He emerged once more with a suitably medical looking implement, a sort of stick/crutch,showing me how to lengthen and shorten it and how my hubby should walk with it, his arm at a jaunty 45 degree angle - 'Never straight!', he chastised.
Filled with delight, but also with fear at what this was going to cost my holiday budget, I trepidatiously asked the price. He smiled and said that this particular model would cost around nineteen euros. Phew, for the cost of three large vases of blanche, I had procured a reason to return to the hotel room. At last.
With my purchases in hand, I practically whistled my way through the streets of Pigalle.
I found that anyone dodgy-looking swiftly moved out of my way on account of that cane I was brandishing.
Next episode: Finish this sentence: 'As blind as a...'
Friday, 5 August 2011
Back to life, back to reality...
Ok get this, people!
Having finally caught up on my backlog of e-mails, I just wanted to say -
No, I did not authorize Peter Williams to access a loan on my behalf after payment to him of $500.
No, I do not have a call on some funds left in a bank in Lagos, Nigeria by my widowed aunt whom I've never even heard of...
No, I do not require a Payday Loan. I no longer have a Payday!
No, I do not want to maximize my manliness. I am all woman. Merci!
No! My bank account has not been suspended after unauthorized access, because I do not have an account with your bank!
No - Please don't remind me that I once registered my e-mail address with Weight Watchers? I have put on a few pounds since even then!
Internet scammers, leave me the feck alone!
I need cake...
On the upside, last weekend I married my first couple.
They were young and so sweet and just lovely. On the very brink of their married lives together. The bride was in tears of joy and very beautiful.
This new little job of mine is such a privilege!
Saturday, 18 June 2011
A little bit of fun!
Oh, it's all been a little bit of doom and gloom around here lately.
But this, and my new job, have cheered me up!
I love this advert, which my American friends might recognise, but which is pretty new to British shores...
Filmed in one shot with only a teensy tiny bit of CGI, this is an incredible commercial from a young team in Portland, Oregon. The actor is a former sportsman called Isaiah Mustafa
I love it! Hope you do too...
It certainly floats my boat, and my late father used to love Old Spice!
But this, and my new job, have cheered me up!
I love this advert, which my American friends might recognise, but which is pretty new to British shores...
Filmed in one shot with only a teensy tiny bit of CGI, this is an incredible commercial from a young team in Portland, Oregon. The actor is a former sportsman called Isaiah Mustafa
I love it! Hope you do too...
It certainly floats my boat, and my late father used to love Old Spice!
Saturday, 9 May 2009
Walk Like A Panther, Mes Bloggy Beauties!
I do not suggest you watch all of these, mes bloggy clipper ships!
Mais non, I mean only to offer up a weekend Smorgasbord of delights, all in the name of the English Loveheart Legend that is Tony Christie...
This first song was, in fact, written by our bold Jarvis Cocker... I think Tony does it full justice! The video is mint, non?! Sorry, trying to get down with the young 'uns there! I shouldn't really try, not with what I've put me knees through over the years... And over the harbour-master's back steps!
'You've got to fly like an eagle
Prowl like a lion in Africa
Leap like a salmon home from the sea
To keep up with me
You've got to walk like a panther tonight
Walk like a panther tonight'
Titter ye not, there are still those in our sceptered isle who believe that le Tony is American, so engrained is he in our hearts and minds with songs like Amarillo,
and I Did What I Did for Maria!
And it wouldn't be an article on Tony Christie without Amarillo, which has been done to death the length and breadth of the land. In karaoke-land and in club-land, in comedy and even in Afghanistan...
Here, Tony is extracting the Michael (taking the Mickey - taking the p*ss) with the song himself... You should never take yourself too seriously, Fhina firmly believes.
Here are the Royal Dragoon Guards, enjoying the sun and doing a skit on comedian Peter Kay's take on Amarillo...
It is nice to see them smiling and enjoying themselves in such a dogged scenario, non?!
...And by showing this please do not think that I wish to enter into any, many, or all dialogues concerning the war, nor that I am condoning this war, or indeed any wars, past, present or Goddess-Wiki forbid, future...
Fhina is peace-loving, an old hippy-soul, in fact, but you knew that anyhoo.
Et Fhina-lement, here is Peter Kay himself, this time on Comedy Relief on BBC TV in 2005. I hadn't honestly seen this before now, and it is lovely to see so many British soap stars and other heroes, Sooty and Sweep, and the Rainbow cast - puppets from my childhood, the jokers from Happy Mondays, Brian May and Roger Taylor from Queen, Sir Michael Parkinson (chat-show host) and diddy Ronnie Corbett, whom we see taking a nasty non-comedic, but thankfully not fatal, tumble off the moving platform...
I hope it offers you a chuckle this weekend, mes dahlinks...
Mwah! Mwah! Two kisses for a weekend full of pleasures, wished for you most fondly by la Fhina!
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